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Fig Leaf News Site Launched

(Austell, GA) The Fig Leaf, an electronic newspaper dedicated to the Mustaquim Monsters, was launched on August 1, 2007.

Unable to keep up with the demands of fathering three toddlers and posting regular albums, Papa Mustaquim decided that an online news site would be a more time-efficient solution. The Monsters are pleased with this decision, as having their own news website can only further elevate their celebrity status. Paris Hilton, another person famous for nothing except for being cute, answered "That's hot," when asked what she thought of the Fig Leaf's launch. The site was, however, also listed as Bill O'Reilly's "Most Ridiculous Item of the Day" on Fox News's "The Factor", the host citing that the newspaper is "secularist progressive garbage, and not fair and balanced." For this scathing critique of the Fig Leaf, Keith Olberman listed O'Reilly as the "Worst Person in the World" for the 3,687th time on MSNBC's "The Countdown".

The site will be updated regularly and will contain hard-hitting news stories, special features, sports coverage, and entertainment news for Monster Watchers everywhere. Also, there will be games and contests, some of which will include prizes. For current album subscribers, access to the Fig Leaf will be free. For new subscribers, it will also be free. For non-subscribers, it will be free as well.

Mustaquim Monsters Photo Album

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